It has been several years since Oil City’s recycling program went out of business. The end of the recycling company devastated the region, as it was the last remaining major industry following the departure of oil refineries. Since then, residents have been forced to place their unrecycled plastic in sharp-edged cans at the edge of their yards to act as natural defense systems against unwanted deer. Many have lost hope in the idea that a recycling corporation will return to t

After the first snowfall in the Oil Region, temperatures have dropped to levels which the mayor declares too cold for comfort. Consequently, the region is now under a state of emergency because the City Hall, which also shares spaces with the City Outhouse, has no heating system inside to keep our local diplomats warm. With the city budget now $26 in the red, after a loan taken out from Franklin to help fund a new stop sign, Mayor Blunders has no choice but to steal the heati

The war over the library tax code lasted several weeks in the month of October, resulting in the death of one Foam Wall Jackson, who was spit upon by his own men and instantly died of COVID. Consequently, the devastation of the war is one Mayor Blunders believes the Venango States of America can rebuild from. Now that the northern townships have crushed the rebellion in the south, ending the declared Illiterate States of America, individuals in the southern community are work

The talk of the town is Mayor Blunders recent announcement for a ballroom expanding the east side of City Hall, which also shares places with the City Outhouse. The glorious nature of this project promises an elegant atmosphere by Oil City standards. With a low grade leaky ceiling and a floor almost eaten up by termites, this truly will be a demonstration of the Northside pride. In an interview with Mayor Blunders, I was able to find out secret details behind the ballroom nev

A three-hour conflict, which Mayor Blunders falsely reported as lasting three days, may have shifted the war between the townships in favor of the North. According to sources, what is being termed as the “Battle of Betty’s Burgers” resulted in a Union victory after southern soldiers realized they hate Betty’s burgers. “She’s a really bad cook,” states one southern township soldier. “One of the reasons I never come to Rouseville is because Betty’s burgers are the worst I have

Venango County's attempt to steal Warren's oil by running a pipeline from Warren to Oil City is coming to a halt after East Crawford...

The Venango States of America has suddenly been crippled and is no longer declared Western PA’s superpower. According to sources, the...

A resident on Main Street in Seneca places signs outside their home advocating for the library tax. A few doors down, on the opposite...

President Mayor Blunders has argued for months now that all undocumented chihuahuas will be forced to leave the county. With the...

Allegra Obnoxio-Cortex has become famous for her environmental concerns. Oddly, one would think that such an environment enthusiast would...

Venango County has only identified as an independent nation for seven months now. Back in March, when the mayor declared this...

Politicians across the United States are setting aside their differences and taking to social media to post their disapproval of...

A whopping 98 percent of Venango County residents showed up to watch Mayor Blunders address his newly founded nation. With 56 people...

Venango County has arguably become Northwestern Central Pennsylvania's greatest superpower with the exclusion of every other county...

Self-declared president of the Venango States of America, Mayor Blunders has announced plans to strike a deal with the federal health...

After months of debate in the Venango County House of Representatives, Oil City has officially purchased its very first straw for the...

The lockrock pipeline has been a matter of dispute for politicians in Venango County for years. Should Oil City move on from the...

The two major superpowers of northwestern Pennsylvania’s poorest counties have been struggling to maintain peace for the last several...

The Venango States of America has seen a drastic increase in illegal migration in the last week with a Butler native crossing the border...

Mayor Blunders of Oil City, and self-declared President of Venango County, has tried writing to the United Nations several times since...