A recent study finds that pretending to be stupid doesn’t determine when we are being difficult. Researchers at Common Sense University conducted a test and were astonished to learn that fake ignorance is an illegitimate expression. The study consisted of several control groups with individuals known to be dogmatic pricks. When confronted with real-life circumstances where they were absolutely wrong, each subject completely denied reality, acting like denial somehow fixed the

A recent study found that cats really don't love their owners but are simply kissing up to get food. According to research conducted by professors at Venango Campus, being trapped inside a house prevents cats from hunting on their own, forcing them to become unnaturally affectionate to win the respect of their owners. A controlled group was locked in separate rooms to perform varying simulations. The first group consisted of 5 single homeowners with lifelong bonds with their

Successfully landing on the Moon has brought about excitement. So much of Venango County's reputation hinged on the success of this mission after East Crawford became the first Western Pensylvania County to launch a rocket into space. Failing to match their altitude of ten feet was Mayor Blunders greatest embarassment in 2025. However, despite the shortcomings, the Mayor has insisted that Venango County will achieve heights much greater than East Crawford in this cold war per

The Venango Republic does not take responsibility for any pigeons which may have been maimed by eagles during the production of this article. For more information, please visit KeepEaglesSafe.ThisWebsiteDoesntActuallyExist.com. And now, to our article, inspired by the headline which was submitted by Jenna of Franklin. Congratulations, Jenna! A recent study finds that Oil City has a new industry exceeding the income of all other forms of production. According to studies conduc

A recent study finds that crawling on the floor does not make any difference in how visible one is to a camera. According to research conducted by professors at Scrappy Joe's University, the act of kneeling on the floor still permits one to be observed even when roaming on all fours. The study consisted of two morons who were prompted by their egos to participate. Upon entering the test area, they were constantly monitored without their knowledge for a more authentic experien

A recent study found that intentionally exaggerating the progress of the region and denying the problems it faces somehow magically makes everything better. According to research conducted by the Wannabe Society, pretending everything is moving in the right direction accomplishes everything — even if it involves not addressing what is standing in the way of progress. "I have this rule to be optimistic, even to the extreme of lying about how much better things are becoming," s

It has always been a mystery what lies beyond the border of Venango County. Locals have wondered for generations if life exists outside...

A recent study from Venango University found that fire extinguishers cannot put out fires. According to information provided by...

In a recent study conducted by professors at Venango Campus, it was discovered that touching a hot stove could cause severe burns...

This past week, 2 T-shirts were shipped out to contest winners featuring the logo and staff of the Venango Republic. The shirt can be...

The Venango County Observatory, a $20 telescope that sits on top of City Hall, which also is the City Outhouse, caught glimps of what...

A recent survey found that the laugh emoji may actually exaggerate how much people laugh at Facebook memes. Based on inconclusive...

A recent study found that people are always dissatisfied with the weather. According to surveys conducted all across the county, people...

It's true! Staying beneath a roof during a shower will help prevent you from getting wet! In a recent study conducted by professors at...

It's true! Plucking live chickens before stabbing them with a fork helps reduce anxiety as it builds a sense of dominance. A study from...

A recent study from Venango Campus found that the light to a refrigerator may in fact turn off when you close the door. Results proved...

In a recent study at Venango Campus, researchers were able to conclude that staying up all night could result in being tired the next...

A recent study from Venango County Campus found that moving faster helps people get places quicker. A laboratory experiment consisting of...

A recent study from Venango Campus found that oxygen is in fact essential to sustain life. In a controlled study consisting of 8 baby...

Scientists may have just discovered a way to deal with the stubbornness of senior citizens. In a controlled testing facility at the edge...