Study Finds Crawling Doesn't Make You Invisible to Camera

A recent study finds that crawling on the floor does not make any difference in how visible one is to a camera. According to research conducted by professors at Scrappy Joe's University, the act of kneeling on the floor still permits one to be observed even when roaming on all fours.

The study consisted of two morons who were prompted by their egos to participate. Upon entering the test area, they were constantly monitored without their knowledge for a more authentic experience. Both parties seemed obsessed with breaking into things while working through the rat maze. Regardless, they eventually made it to the end of the maze along with an arm full of junk they don't need.

Scientists were puzzled by the behavior of the two morons. During the maze test, both seemed to think getting on their knees and crawling around would somehow make it impossible for them to be seen. Although it threw off the professors, scientists eventually caught on and were able to track their whereabouts by identifying their obvious existence.

Shortly after the test, Scrappy Joe's University released the results to the public on their Facebook page. Several locals were initially unable to observe the test subjects when they were on their knees. However, this invisibility only fooled viewers for approximately zero seconds before they were discovered in the footage. The conclusion being that crawling does nothing.