The Pittsburgh Action News 4 weather team failed to execute thorough action prior to leaving the City of Clairton in confusion. A puzzling combination of letters left many wondering if Clairton was renamed to an allergen or just mistakenly misspelled with a typo. One Facebook user managed to capture the event with modern cellular photography asking the community "who did this?" The post went viral in a two-day period, with 82 likes, 64 comments, and six entire shares. Now, th

The industrial city of Millcreek is on high alert after a vague Facebook post has warned of a child riding a motor bike. According to the information, the child is "not a safe driver let alone a legal one." Given the vague context and multiple ways that sentence can be interpreted, we have no choice but to assume worst case scenario and report that the child is a menace. Fictional experts are warning residents to stay off the road even if they drive a heavier vehicle. Young E

The word "tribune" refers to one who defends the rights of others. There is, of course, irony in Crawford's largest city having a paper called the Meadville Tribune. People have exercised their right to leave that town for years and have faced no oppression preventing such a decision whatsoever. We're not quite sure who the Meadville Tribune thinks they're speaking up for. Perhaps the denial of their city officials, who are trying to sell confidence that their town has the po

A Grove City man has pleaded guilty to criminal mischief for damage to property after trying to retrieve his bag of Cheetos. According to reports from Explore Our Far From Crime Central Community, a 41-year-old broke a window to a vending machine while trying to retrieve an item stuck inside. The matter was so blown out of proportion, it made it as a headline on Venango's few remaining "news" sources. The article openly admits the man simply leaned against the machine to make

A normal news organization would report on matters pertaining to public concern. In a small western Pennsylvania community, however, you pretty much have to take whatever you can get your hands on. That's where Clarion, Pennsylvania once again comes into our discussion. Clarion is arguably where the drama of all age groups comes together. It is a world of isolated middle-aged folks holding strong political opinions about a world they've never explored, merging their lifestyle

The city of Erie is facing what many are describing as a counterproductive way for a city to run if it wants to continue being called a city. According to sources at the Erie Bad News, the city is in crisis now that a long foreseen outcome has reached an inevitable crossroad. While it would be easy to rip on the current leadership, the real life mayor made this a primary subject of her campaign in the 2025 run and only took office in January of this year. Consequently, we hav

Things must be pretty safe in Warren if Erie News Now considers a stolen lizard to be the “crime of the week.” Ironically, this network covers Erie, Crawford, and Warren County for up-to-the-minute news. They have three whole counties to find something worth reporting, and the award goes to a freaking lizard! The report by Erie News Now doesn’t give us much detail about the crime other than the name, age, and town the thief is from. Was it an impoverished mother trying to get