Forest County Police Searching for Dumpster Dumper
Police in Forest County are on high alert after a man allegedly put trash in a business's dumpster. According to reports by ExploreClarion, an unidentified man is throwing trash in waste containers that do not belong to him. Apparently, the theft of services is valued at $289. Don't take our word for it. That's the value cited in the police report.
According to reports, police were dispatched to the scene of the dumpster August 22nd at about 9 a.m. Due to the rough life of Forest County culture, it seems that the officers cannot even enjoy their morning brew without it being disrupted by these darn dumpster dumpers.
The perpetrator behind the trash dumping is reportedly still at large. Additionally, Forest County seems to believe it's worth the taxpayer money to keep the case open, given the magnitude of the crime. We are extremely disappointed that matters were taken to this extreme rather than something less severe, like a dumpster fire, or one of those homicides where gangs dump a body in the dumpster and drive away. It's extremely unfortunate that Jenks Township has their very own criminal placing his trash in bins that do not belong to him.
If you happen to see any man placing trash in another person's bin, contact police immediately. In Forest County, that is a $289 crime. We're not sure how the business owner is losing $289 as a result of this. However, we do recognize that because it's Forest County, you have to put a high price on anything you can call a crime.
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