The world is preparing for the scariest moment it has faced since that virus with a 99 percent survival rate killed a bunch of people. Reports state that without context, President Trump will do things the “hard way” if Denmark refuses the easy way. Whatever the hell that means. Meanwhile, the world reacts to the king of vague statements, implying that he intends an invasion. I mean… he technically did not say that himself. It could be he means it, but the phrase “hard way” c

The President of Venezuela has announced today that he will be stepping down due to a change in life circumstances. According to sources, President Maduro feels that Venezuela is no longer home to him and has officially decided that it is time to move on from his presidency. “I just feel like I have so much going on right now. That life is taking me away from my work,” states Maduro. “I would love to get back to leading this nation. But unfortunately, my hands are completely

The Venezuelan military is facing deportation after failing to cross legally. Based on sources we made up, a group of military personnel crossed into the U.S. attempting to capture the President. Unfortunately, they broke the law by forgetting their visa. "We are fortunate to have caught these men when we did." States an ICE agent who doesn't exist. "We understand they want to get back at us. But there's a legal way to kidnap the president, and there's the way they went about

We here at the Venango Republic stand by our word when we say that our goal is to tick everyone off. Due to a series of articles that consistently point out the hypocrisies of one side, we feel that it is time we point out the hypocrisies of another side of an issue. This time, we go after the conservatives who wildly exaggerate the motives of a woman who just wanted to drive off, thinking that the agent would jump out of the way. Granted, we acknowledge that the agent did no

We here at the Venango Republic believe in freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and freedom of hypocrisy. We also believe in the right to expose hypocrisy for the sake of comical relief. Why try to please everyone when you can make everyone mad? A lot of attention has been given to some random woman who got shot in the face on Wednesday. Obviously, the nation must mourn due to the politics surrounding her death. Whether she was a complete prick with Karen like tendencies,

A recent flow of illegal immigrants has North America taking drastic measures to protect their borders. According to reports issued by the department of Keep the South Away, Mexicans are setting their eyes into the neighboring nation of Canada. "We just need to face the facts that there just isn't enough room for all these Mexicans" states one man we conveniently made up to justify this quote. Matters are growing exponentially with the rise of Mexican heritage crowding up Nor