Obediah Yoder

Obediah Yoder originally comes from the Amish Kingdom of Lancaster. It took him 5 days to travel across the state in his chariot. Yoder and his 9 virgins work tirelessly 6 days a week and get wasted on the weekends. His religion is mainly why we aren't afraid to make these jokes about him... I mean... He's never gonna see them because he doesn't use a computer...

 

Yoder is our traffic specialist.