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Dick Van Dyke to Return for Reboot of His Show
The miraculously healthy Dick Van Dyke is set to reprise his role as Robert Petri in the upcoming reboot of The Dick Van Dyke Show. According to sources, Dick Van Dyke will once again be playing a modernized version of his younger self alongside his wife, Mrs. Petri, and his son, Richie. With every other member of the original cast already passed away, producers are now looking for replacements to work alongside Dick Van Dyke as he prepares for his next role. “It is very exhi

Jeremy Jetfuel
Dec 30, 20252 min read


Locals Awestruck After Sighting County Celebrity for the 30th Time This Week
Madame Gugu, a Venango County celebrity known for her risqué approach and church choir leadership, has left the community astounded after making her 30th public appearance at the local Giant Eagle this week. The famed celebrity has sold so many albums in the Venango region that she is one of the only artists to go copper. With hits such as Controversial Romance, Madame Gugu has caused many in the local community to be inspired by the new generational sound. All 52 residents i

Jeremy Jetfuel
Dec 24, 20251 min read


Top 5 Things to Do in Venus Pensylvania
Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for the time of your... actually, it isn’t that much of an experience, but we’ll make it sound as...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Aug 28, 20253 min read


Top 5 Ways Students Can Socialize in Clarion
Clarion Township, famously home to Clarion University, and that one cow sculpture near Sligo nobody asked for, proudly hosts students...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Aug 4, 20253 min read


What You Missed at Oil Heritage Fest
Oil Heritage Fest kicked off with a parade stretching for mile (a plural would be a bigger stretch than the parade) with cars and floats...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Jul 28, 20252 min read


A Sitdown with Venango County's Only News Anchor, Dead Weight
Venango County went without a news anchor for years due to a lack of media interest in moving their news to an area where nothing...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Jun 21, 20251 min read


First Friday Coming to Oil City - Your Couch Will Miss You
Live festivities, only at the cost of the emotional effort it takes to leave your house. It’s Oil City’s First Friday , coming June 6th....

Jeremy Jetfuel
May 29, 20251 min read


Titusville Man Recognized in Walmart Twice Declares Himself Public Figure
Darryl Pewters, a local celebrity who has amassed a following of 2 people, recently was recognized for the second time in a month. While...

Jeremy Jetfuel
May 23, 20251 min read


Dead Level Holds Show With Live Sound
A crowd of 300 fans waited in anticipation for the return of Dead Level. This came after a 10 month break forced the fans to put up with...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Apr 29, 20251 min read


Prince Faces Backlash For Hurting Something Clever Sales At Fashion Show
It was an event unlike anything Venango County has ever seen. Everything was going according to plan. The models walked down the aisle to...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Apr 27, 20252 min read


30 Pack Assassins Return for a Week of Speed, Seltzer, and Sciatica
The engines are revving and the orthopedic inserts are locked in as the 30 Pack Assassins return with their legendary weekend of mini...

Chat GPT
Apr 26, 20251 min read


What You Missed At The Something Clever Fashion Show
The Something Clever fashion show kicked off this saturday with women showing up in droves. All ten female residents of Oil City showed...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Apr 26, 20253 min read


Forest County To Open Center For Chronically Bored People
The commissioner of Forest County has just announced plans to open an event center for chronically bored people. This is the first in a...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Apr 26, 20252 min read


Franklin Fine Arts Council Introducing Silent Disco Event For Deaf People
The Franklin Fine Arts Council has announced plans for a "Silent Disco" night for all local deaf people. The event will feature Disco...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Apr 26, 20251 min read


The Debence Experience Is Worth Your Time
You walk by a shop expecting it to be a rundown antique store with junk the owners trying to get out of their garage. What you find...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Apr 25, 20257 min read


Guy Sits On Porch Waiting for Day to Pass
The Venango Republic does everything we can to find the most interesting stories possible throughout the County. This requires hard work...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 14, 20251 min read


Don't Miss Light Up Night! You're Only 4 Months Late!
Franklin wants to ensure no one misses the 2024 light up night event. This is so important to them, they left the sign up for people...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 13, 20251 min read


Local Journalist Struggles to Find Entertainment in Oil City
That's why we don't have any articles to post about local entertainment

Jeremy Jetfuel
Nov 7, 20231 min read
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