Extraterestrial Beings are furious at the City of Erie after it was announced this morning that they will not rename Presque Isle to honor the legendary E.T. According to information from the Erie E. Coli, several bids to change the name were dismissed without any consideration of how close it resembles the hand of the former Erie native. An image can be seen below to help guide readers who suck at this kind of thing... Presque Isle without labels on left. With labels on righ

The press has brought a lot of scrutiny to Mayor Blunders over his involvement in erecting a chicken coup octagon on the Outhouse front lawn. His greatest criticism is using county land to host a ruthless contest between flightless birds. Now, the CEO of the Kentucky Fighting Chickens is stepping in to the defense of Blunders. Blunders and Whitemeat dedicate chicken octagon to Venango States Anniversary "KFC is the safest pro fighting sport for animals trying to kill each oth

A new chapter is about to begin in the story of Oil City's revival. Not one birthed from cliche visions observed in prior civilizations. But one with variety and an appeal to popular demand. Where lights illuminating from the ugliest bridge have drawn some as far as the Main Street Program, and an overpriced fountain as many as can afford a dime for a wish, more projects are in the making that will ensure security for the future of what has become the pride of everyone preten

The sudden fall to the Zugnar Alliance has many disappointed that Erie will no longer be known as an independent county. With fears about Elk County continuing their campaign to rule over all of Western Pennsylvania, many are wondering when County War 1 will finally be over. We here at the Venango Republic prefer to look at the bright side of things. For one, Elk County's decision to entrust East Crawford with rulership over Erie means that Crawford now has more to offer than

A recent trend of breaking local laws has one business in danger of finding alternatives to windows. According to sources, 1020 Collective in downtown Erie is trying to decide if it is worth paying staff to pick up glass off the floor, or simply replace their windows with bricks that can collapse on people when they try to vandalize the property. The dilemma came about after a window unexpectedly separated itself from the building. According to sources, it did receive some as

They technically can't take all the credit since Mother Nature did the work, but Morrison Park in Seneca will now feature water attractions at the base of their playgrounds after rain filled their less elevated ground with muddy water. The innovations have been years in the making, with no official move made until last night's thunderstorm. Now, the park is open with water attractions fun for every kid. Although mothers everywhere will be furious having to wash the mud out of

It's been several weeks since the Granny Award ceremony took place in Shippenville, Pennsylvania. In that time, many people have simply forgotten about some of the nonsensical things that were stated at the region’s weirdest gathering. Not the local bald eagle population, however. Reports say that bald eagles all throughout the region are demanding Willy Eyelash give up her nest after making her controversial comments about eagles and the land that was stolen from them. Conse

The 2026 Shippenville Granny Awards featured some of the towns most prominant figures. With local celbrities numbering by the one's, attendees stood in awe as their favorite role models made a rare public appearance. Many of these figures are only ever seen twice a week at church events making this festivity a once in a yeartime experience. Here is what you missed at the 2026 Granny Awards in Shippenville. Fashion Designs Fashion designs dazzled the crowd of 20 participants w

The Center Street Bridge in Oil City has been the center of controversy for several years now. Ever since the Main Street Program had the less than bright idea to install 88 thousand dollar lights on the bridge, no house on the north side can turn on their electricity after 7 PM. Consequently, the tourists it was supposed to draw still don't know they exist.... Until now! According to sources, someone found out about the bridge lights thanks to The Venango Republic trolling t

The miraculously healthy Dick Van Dyke is set to reprise his role as Robert Petri in the upcoming reboot of The Dick Van Dyke Show. According to sources, Dick Van Dyke will once again be playing a modernized version of his younger self alongside his wife, Mrs. Petri, and his son, Richie. With every other member of the original cast already passed away, producers are now looking for replacements to work alongside Dick Van Dyke as he prepares for his next role. “It is very exhi

Madame Gugu, a Venango County celebrity known for her risqué approach and church choir leadership, has left the community astounded after making her 30th public appearance at the local Giant Eagle this week. The famed celebrity has sold so many albums in the Venango region that she is one of the only artists to go copper. With hits such as Controversial Romance, Madame Gugu has caused many in the local community to be inspired by the new generational sound. All 52 residents i

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