Morrison Converts to Water Park Just In Time for Spring

They technically can't take all the credit since Mother Nature did the work, but Morrison Park in Seneca will now feature water attractions at the base of their playgrounds after rain filled their less elevated ground with muddy water.

The innovations have been years in the making, with no official move made until last night's thunderstorm. Now, the park is open with water attractions fun for every kid. Although mothers everywhere will be furious having to wash the mud out of their children's hair, local experts believe this renovation will potentially make billions of dollars..... There are no local experts, just laymen with aspirations to learn how to read numbers.....

The park currently has no fee to enter. Family packages are available to anyone with the time to walk right in. Fathers are given a 10% discount when they can prove their ability to count to zero, which is the price you pay to enjoy the experience. Weekend stay is available at the price of a trip to the county jail when you refuse to pack up your tent after hours. For more information, call Jenny at 8675309. Confused recipients are standing by for your call.