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Oil City Playoff Dreams Shattered After Massive Oversight: They Aren't in the NFL
Several months of hard work, showing up to games, and ensuring player performance is at its best quality, has officially come to nothing as the Oil City Oil Spills learn that they will not be making the NFL playoffs this year. According to sources verified by the Venango County Liars Association, Oil City's professional football team completely forgot that they were rejected by the NFL for their bid to join the league. The news was such a shock to them that they've spent the
Jeremy Jetfuel
Dec 12, 20252 min read
Oil City Oil Spills Open NFL Season Against Biggest Rival... Empty Seats....
The NFL season kicked off this afternoon with Oil City falling to last in the standings. With the NFL failing to respond to the teams...
Jeremy Jetfuel
Sep 8, 20251 min read
Oil City Oil Spills Lose Preseason Opener Against Absolutely No One
OIL CITY – The long-awaited NFL preseason opener for the Oil City Oil Spills kicked off last night at Derrick Stadium… or at least it was...
Chat GPT
Aug 9, 20252 min read
Oil City Comebacks Take Part in Offseason Fundraiser
The Oil City Comebacks had a difficult year during the 2024-2025 NHL season. With a terrible record of 16 losing seasons, the team hoped...
Jeremy Jetfuel
Jul 24, 20251 min read
Oil City Oil Spills Eye NFL Promotion Despite Zero Wins and Missing Helmets
The Oil City Oil Spills are a new team formed this year. With a 25 man roster, they have just enough participants to justify a ...
Jeremy Jetfuel
Jul 24, 20252 min read
Failures Overcome Success: Franklin Takes First Seed
The Franklin Failures are once again shining in the spotlight after last nights game against the Oil City Success. The game kicked off as...
Jeremy Jetfuel
May 25, 20252 min read
Western Pensylvania Pushes for Baseball League After MLB Denotes Oil City to Minors
2025 marks the first year in Major League Basball history that an entire team will get denoted to the minors. The situation is not...
Jeremy Jetfuel
May 25, 20253 min read
Success Backup Pitcher Takes Bat to Head
It seems to be a trend for the Oil City Success pitchers to stand in the most illogical places when pitching to the opposition. In the...
Jeremy Jetfuel
May 23, 20251 min read
Success Fall to White Sox in 22-0 Blunder
Before a crowd of 42 observing fans, most of which were corn stalks, the Oil City Success once again failed misserably as the MLB's worst...
Jeremy Jetfuel
May 18, 20251 min read
A Look At Last Nights Homegame Between the Phillies and Success
The Oil City Success had another home game last night that went absolutely terrible. With the Phillies scoring every hit in the first...
Jeremy Jetfuel
May 11, 20251 min read
Oil City Megacorps Sign Armless Quarterback in 7th Round of the NFL Draft
The Oil City Megacorps have successfully signed another useless asset to the team. With no starting quarterback last year, the Megacorps...
Jeremy Jetfuel
Apr 27, 20251 min read
Oil City Success Lose to Pittsburgh Pirates 41-0, Celebrate Thinking They Won
The Oil City Success took on the Pittsburgh Pirates this weekend and delivered a performance that left fans speechless—and not in a good...
Chat GPT
Apr 27, 20251 min read
Titusville Rockets Team Colors Explained
The Titusville Rockets are known for those ugly brown uniforms that literally have nothing to do with rockets. Additionally, they are...
Jeremy Jetfuel
Apr 20, 20251 min read
Cornhole Tournament Draws 8 People
The biggest sport around the area drew the largest crowd our city has ever seen. 8 total people showed up to the local cornhole...
Jeremy Jetfuel
Nov 7, 20231 min read
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