Western Pensylvania Pushes for Baseball League After MLB Denotes Oil City to Minors

2025 marks the first year in Major League Basball history that an entire team will get denoted to the minors. The situation is not looking good for Oil City. With the Success now on a 54 game losing streak and not a single hit made by any player this season, even the minor leagues have rejected them. Oil City's team is so bad, they have been dropped to no league at all.

With local fans eager to see their team play again, people have taken to social media asking for cities throughout North Western PA to start putting together teams to form a minor league. Fortunately, the voices of the Oil City residents have been heard and the most industrial cities this corner of the state have answered the call with teams representing the pride of each metropolis. Here are the names and logos for each one so far....

Titusville

This rocket is only 2 feet off the ground....

A town that takes pride in the fact that their highschool sports team name has nothing to do with their accomplishments, Mayor Dumb Dumb of Titusville has agreed to keep the colors but change the name from Rockets to Duds.

Meadville

We don't know what they have accomplished.....

We really don't know what to say about this towns successes. They make dog food and that's about it.....

Brookville

Yup.....

Enough said.....

Franklin

Just because we can.....

They probably are the only ones who won't. But that's why we chose the name. Irony makes for good satire....

Linesville

The L stands for Last Place....

Ten years of winning this award, Linesville says they will embrace their identity for the sake of baseball.

Grove City

We dare you to try!

That's litterally the only reason people travel there. You have nothing else going for you Grove City.....

Union City

Why do we call this a city?

They are smaller than a recomended dose of Gas Ex. What would them uniting accomplish anyway?

Erie

Laugh you sensitive swine!

I don't see a sea. I don't see wolves. I see a giant lake, and people walking their dogs. Put the two together and you have what the logo demonstrates.....

Hermitage

It's gotta be true!

I have never been. But it is Western PA so it must hold water.

Warren

Shut it! You know it's true!

Let's just call the town Warron. Then, it can be called the Warron drugs.

Slippery Rock

This joke was too easy....

A population dominated by grandmothers in a town called Slippery Rock? What do you think is going to happen?

Butler

Spells different by still sounds the same.

The planet is Uranus for those of you who are slow!

Mercer

Always armed, rarely accurate.

Your biggest pride is college town people try to escape and a youth placement facility people try to escape.

Marienville

Proudly redefining minor league nonsense

Just drive through once. You'll understand why they chose the name.

Sharon

Coached by confusion.

The name was chosen to reflect the town’s proud tradition of last-minute planning, mismatched uniforms, and general disarray.

Edinboro

You will never be Erie!

Just sit down and let the real teams play the sport.

Clarion

If it starts, it's a miracle.

A college towns with students who probrably can only afford that much.

Oil City

What our success looks like....

Our denial gets us nowhwere, but we still pretend either way.

So far, the league has signed 3 players and a severed limb. It is expected to kick off immediately before folding after the first game. Tickets are available online at "this site doesn't actually exist dot com."