Oil City Oil Spills Open NFL Season Against Biggest Rival... Empty Seats....

The NFL season kicked off this afternoon with Oil City falling to last in the standings. With the NFL failing to respond to the teams application to play in the league, Oil City was forced to play their first game alone with nobody in the stand (they only have one level).

The game started with no ref to do the coin toss. Consequently, Oil City called their captian onto the field to flip the coin. When the toss failed to go their way, Oil City was forced to wait for the other team to choose to kick off or recieve. There is no other team and Oil City is still on the field waiting to start the game.

The lack of fans was also evident at the game with the only supporter being Coach Numbskulls mom. Mrs. Numbskull had no ticket and was escorted out of the game.

The quarterback has no throwing arm because he lost it in an amputation. Fortunately, he did not have to throw today because they haven't played.

With the game still on wait for the non existing team to choose who gets the ball, Oil City may be foced to postpone next weeks game. Oil City was set to play nobody once again but may be forced to continue this game against nobody.