Indiana Man Convicted of Murder: Grove City Man Convicted of Breaking Vending Machine Window

A Grove City man has pleaded guilty to criminal mischief for damage to property after trying to retrieve his bag of Cheetos. According to reports from Explore Our Far From Crime Central Community, a 41-year-old broke a window to a vending machine while trying to retrieve an item stuck inside.

The matter was so blown out of proportion, it made it as a headline on Venango's few remaining "news" sources. The article openly admits the man simply leaned against the machine to make the item fall, but then reports the matter like a crime took place. We still don't know if he had paid for it or not.

Information suggests that the perpetrator of the honest mistake was originally charged with "one second-degree misdemeanor count of institutional vandalism and one summary count of criminal mischief," which again, is a really wordy way to say he accidentally broke a window. We were later shocked to learn that despite pleading guilty to the "crime" on May 5th, he was released from prison on May 6th..... Sounds like the judge also thought this was stupid news....