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Connections Between The JFK Files And Oil City
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Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 19, 20251 min read
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Breaking: Venango Declares War On Eastern Crawford
"This is a Venango Republic Breaking News Report... I'm your anchor, Dead Weight... The Venango County House of Representatives has...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 19, 20253 min read
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Titusville Lawnches Nuke at Oil City
Venango County is at war for the first time in its existence. The Venango County House of Representatives is working to pass a bill to...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 18, 20252 min read
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Venango County House of Representatives Blocks Bill to Secede From Union
The Venango County House of Representatives has officially blocked Mayor Blunders orders to secede from the Union. In a recent executive order, Mayor Blunders declared himself President of the county in an attempt to gain momentum in his attempts to declare the county the Venango States of America. Blunders attempt was blocked today with speaker of the House, the Mayors sister, blocking his order. According to the Mayors sister, secession from the Union would be an insane dec

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 18, 20251 min read
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Oil City Mayor Signs Order to Become President of Venango County
In another attempt to secede from the Union and form the Venango States of America, Mayor Blunders has signed an executive order declaring himself President of Venango County. The Mayor had successfully seceded last week for about a day before accidentally ordering too much lomein from China City and driving up Venango's debt to 35 trillion. Pensylvania refused to accept Venango back as a county of the state after the unexpected increase of their debt. Blunders then reached o

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 17, 20252 min read
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Mayor West Sues Oil City For Copying His Stupidity
A new lawsuit alleges that the stupidity of the Oil City leadership over the last 30 years infringes on the copyrights of Quahogs Mayor....

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 17, 20251 min read
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Oil City Runs Anti Drug Campaign
The Mayor of Oil City has just announced a new anti drug campaign. Well... Not exactly the kind of drugs you pictured while reading this....

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 17, 20252 min read
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Oil City Space Race With Titusville: Cold War Inevitable
The race to space has reached new altitudes between Oil City and Titusville. The capital of Eastern Crawford has found unforseen success...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 16, 20252 min read
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Survey of Blunders Decisions This Week
The Venango Republic thoroughly covers the workings of Mayor Blunders leadership, so much that each article is building as a narrative. We recognize that there have been multiple articles with varrying stories surrounding Oil Cities terrible attempts at gaining world renown fame. With this being one week since we launched the Venango Republic, we would like to go back and give you the rundown so far. MAR 9 2025 Mayor Blunders signs an executive order declaring the Allegheny r

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 16, 20252 min read
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Titusville Space Program: Rocket Reaches 10 Feet
The race to space is a major conflict between the neighboring counties of Venango and Crawford. Titusville, which is the capital of...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 16, 20252 min read
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Mayor Blunders to Visit Pittsburgh to Negotiate "Gulf of Venango"
The battle of Western PA is becoming heated right now! Not so much with Pittsburgh because they still don't know that Venango County...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 15, 20252 min read
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Iconic Mountain to Get New Faces Under Blunders Order
Mayor Blunders, who has served Oil City since the days of the industry collapse, has just signed an executive order to carve faces into the edge of the Northside mountain. With the city recently taking out a 25 dollar loan from the neighboring city of Franklin, experts predict the recent order could set the city back by thousands of years. The city currently is in the red because of their debt to Franklin and is unlikely to have the funds to accomplish this task. Blunders, (

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 15, 20252 min read
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Oil City Mayor Takes Job at Franklin Elementary
The Mayor of Oil City has taken a second job. Mayor Blunders stated in a press briefing today that "after 30 years of poor financial...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 15, 20251 min read
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Economic Impacts Almost 2 Years After Polk Centers Closing
May will mark 2 years since the Polk Center officially closed. Since the closure, Venango County has struggled to maintain an economic...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 14, 20252 min read
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Venango County 35 Trillion in Debt to China City
Mayor Blunders has increased the County debt to 35 trillion dollars after a miscommunication while ordering Chinese. Blunders was holding a celebration in the heart of Oil City when he tried to order lomein for 22 people. The celebration was to commend Blunders executive order for the County to secede from the Union forming the new Venango States of America. While on the phone, Blunders bragged to the woman that he knew a little Chinese. The woman, impressed by this, started

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 14, 20251 min read
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Mayor Blunder Proves Election Was Rigged
The inaugural ceremony for newly elected Mayor Koala Bearis was ready to commence today when Mayor Blunders made an unexpected...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 12, 20253 min read
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Rouseville Floods Due to Mayor Blunders Dam
Earlier this week, mayor Blunders signed an executive order to build a dam across the Allegheny River. Stopping the water flow was...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 11, 20251 min read
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Mayor Blunders Loses Election: City Outhouse Under Siege
The City Hall is under siege as we speak! Mayor Blunders, who rallied six supporters outside the Outhouse this morning, encouraged...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 11, 20252 min read
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Massive Protest In Franklin Draws 2 Elderly Women
Franklin residents are furious at the election results! So much so, that 4 years after Trumps loss, they are still gathering outside the...

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 11, 20251 min read
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Mayor Survives Spitball Assassin. Poodle Struck Dies of Covid.
The 5th annual "Stop the Spread" event turned sour this morning when shots were fired during Mayor Blunders speech. Blunders was this years special guest speaker for the covid-19 awareness rally taking place in Butless Pensylvania, a flat parcel of land at the rear end of town. The Mayor was only 6 minutes into his speech when, on live stick figure quality television, shots rang out with a spitball coming to within a fraction of an inch from taking his life. In the video belo

Jeremy Jetfuel
Mar 10, 20252 min read
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