Mayor West Sues Oil City For Copying His Stupidity

A new lawsuit alleges that the stupidity of the Oil City leadership over the last 30 years infringes on the copyrights of Quahogs Mayor. Mayor West is suing Oil City for exhibiting poor judgement which he asserts has already been trademarked by him.

The lawsuit demands that Oil City pay 50 million dollars, a number which exceeds Oil Cities mental capacity, or to start making smart decisions for the towns future. Oil City has not responded to the allegations and is once again pretending to be too dumb to know what a lawsuit is.