Survey of Blunders Decisions This Week

The Venango Republic thoroughly covers the workings of Mayor Blunders leadership, so much that each article is building as a narrative. We recognize that there have been multiple articles with varrying stories surrounding Oil Cities terrible attempts at gaining world renown fame. With this being one week since we launched the Venango Republic, we would like to go back and give you the rundown so far.

MAR 9 2025

Mayor Blunders signs an executive order declaring the Allegheny river the Gulf of Venango. Full article here.

MAR 10 2025

Mayor Blunders places tarrifs and sanctions on Pittsburgh attempting to force Allegheny County to comply with Gulf of Venango. Article here.

Later that day, Mayor Blunders signs executive order to build dam across the river to cut off Pittsburghs water supply. Article here.

Mayor Blunders also signs order to secede from the Union the same day declaring the county the Venango States of America. Article here.

Mayor Blunders is nearly killed by a spitball that grazes his ear at a rally in Oil City. Venango County Secret Service agents rush stage with sanitizer saving him from catching covid. Article here.

MAR 11 2025

Mayor Blunders loses election to Koala Bearis. Encourages supporters to rush City Outhouse. Article here.

Meanwhile, Mayor Blunders dam to cut off Pittsburghs water supply backfires with river flooding Rouseville. Blunders declares flooding "Lake Weed" and names his dam the "Blunder Dam." Article here.

MAR 12 2025

Blunders proves the election was stolen by him. Supporters idiotically turn on Bearis since Blunders was smart enough to prove the rigging. Article here.

Mayor Blunders orders Chinese food. Drives up county debt by 35 trillion. Article here.

Same day, Mayor Blunders catches City Hall, which is the same as the City Outhouse, on fire. Article here.

MAR 15 2025

Blunders signs order for Northside residents to use wood from their caved in houses to build new City Hall/Outhouse. Borrows 25 dollars from Franklin to install Bidet Toilet System. Article here.

Mayor Blunders signs executive order to carve faces into Northside mountain naming it "Mount Flushmore." Article here.

Same day, tensions rise between Oil City and Franklin as Blunders dam not only floods Rouseville, but dries up Franklin's riverbed. Blunders plans boat trip to Pittsburgh to negotiate "Gulf of Venango." Forgets riverbed is dried up and gets stranded. Article here.

MAR 16 2025

Oil City residents express opinions on Blunders recent decisions and city debt of 25 dollars owed to Franklin. Article here.

Same day, Mayor Blunders engages space race conflict with Titusville who launched rocket at an altitude of 10 feet. Blunders signs order to open space program called "VASA" putting city at risk of 35 dollar debt to Franklin. The Venango County House of Representatives try to stop him. Article here.