Rouseville Floods Due to Mayor Blunders Dam

Earlier this week, mayor Blunders signed an executive order to build a dam across the Allegheny River. Stopping the water flow was Blunders way of cutting off Pittsburghs water supply. The hope was to force Allegheny County to surrender their claims to the Allegheny River so that Blunders could officially name it the "Gulf of Venango."

Blunders plans have backfired with the nearby town of Rouseville now 6 feet deep in water. Blunders stated in a press briefing today that "if the Hoover Dam created a lake that destroyed miles of populated territory, the Blunder Dam is justified in doing the same."

Mayor Blunders considers the "newly formed lake" an achievement for Venango County. "We set out to send Pittsburgh a message, and now, we not only cut down their water supply, but have a new lake as well."

Mayor Blunders is signing an executive order later this afternoon which will officially name the body of water covering Rouseville "Lake Weed" a reference to the possible pot heads he drove out of the territory.

Now that Blunders has successfully destroyed an entire town, many are wondering why he doesn't just name the new body of water "Gulf of Venango." Blunders states that he wants to show the world that Venango County is a superpower not to be triffled with. He says that having the entire stretch of river named after the county will show the rest of the state that we are bigger than Pittsburgh.