Man Warning of Dangerous Bird Instantly Told to "Killdeer"

A Venango County resident is in shock after being encouraged to "killdeer". This came after he posted an image of an agressive bird with deadly intentions.

"I wanted to warn the people that this bird chirped at me rudely." States Talented Personality, a Lancaster native residing in Venango County. "I was walking along and suddenly was attacked by this tiny ferrosious looking bird with a wing span of about two centimeters."

Fortunately, Mr. Talented Personality survived the incident. But it came at the cost of him being encouraged to kill another form of wildlife that is much less agressive. An image depicting the messages encouraging violence towards nature can be seen below. Viewer discretion is advised.

Despicable!

"I was told to kill deer just because I posted a picture of a worm eating monster." Mr. Talented Personality expressed to us in his golden throated oratation. "I don't know if kill deer is some kind of slanderous way of responding to people warning of obviously dangerous animals. All I know is that I was on the receiving end of this phrase and felt very uncomfortable. "

The Venango Republic researched this animal everyone keeps telling Mr. Talented Personality to kill. The species known as "deer" is a hooved cud-chewing animal native to much of the northern American plains. With an IQ of 210 in forest environments, and negative 210 on busy highways, the creature is most notable for its inability to jump out of a road when a vehicle is coming towards it at an obvious 65 mile per hour pace. Where more intelligent creatures, such as black bear, jump out of the road the minute they hear a noise, deer tend to take their good time deciding what form of brush they want to escape through, leaving researchers to wonder how they would last against an african preditor like a cheetah.

Why the commenters online wanted Mr. Talented Personality to kill this specific animal is a mystery. What we can determine is that their absence would only leave us the worry about idiotic drivers going 25 in a 45 zone. Unfortunately, if we encouraged the readers to kill them, there would be a lawsuit if it actually happened later.