Titusville Space Program: Rocket Reaches 10 Feet

The race to space is a major conflict between the neighboring counties of Venango and Crawford. Titusville, which is the capital of Eastern Crawford, is one step ahead of Venango County in their space program.

Mayor DumbDumb of Titusville signed an executive order last week declaring a new program for space exploration. Titusville, whose sports team name has nothing to do with their town, finally gave said sports team name relevance when it opened the new TASA facility. TASA, which stands for Titusville Aeronautics and Space Administration, launched their first rocket into space last night on live Facebook television.

The rocket reached an incredible altitude of ten feet which is higher than any man in Venango or East Crawford has done. Mayor DumbDumb of Titusville declared today that "we have officially beat Venango County to space."

Mayor Blunders received the news of Titusvilles success and is trying to pass a bill to open VASA, the Venango Aeronautics and Space Administration. Although Mayor Blunders doesn't know that's what it stands for, mainly because his brain is too small for those giant words, he signed the executive order made up by his wife who is the Vice Mayor.

The bill will be presented to the Venango House of Representatives today. Speaker of the House, the Mayors sister, says she is unlikely to pass the bill because Venango cannot afford a new program. Additionally, she hates her brother vehemently.

Oil City has an astronomical debt to the City of Franklin of 25 dollars due to their loan to help purchase a Bidet Toilet System. Blunders wants to request an additional 15 dollars from the city of Franklin for his space program which most assuredly will put the city beyond the ability to recover.