Oil City Mayor Takes Job at Franklin Elementary

The Mayor of Oil City has taken a second job. Mayor Blunders stated in a press briefing today that "after 30 years of poor financial decisions regarding Oil Cities welfare, it is time to get an honest job." Mayor Blunders will be Franklin Elementaries senior janitor.

Mayor Blunders is not concerned about the city being left to his vice Mayor, Mrs. Blunders. He believes that his wife's former experience as the Secretary of Venango County Defense more than prepares her for this role.

The Mayor will work between the hours of 7:30 to 3 in the afternoon before going to the City Hall Outhouse to continue his workday as Mayor of Oil City.