Walmart Parking Lot Argument Ends with Man Forgetting Why He Came

The Cranberry Walmart experienced a unique spat between a 6'2 biker and a 4'3 elderly woman. The argument lasted for roughly 30 seconds with the biker suprised to find that the woman's Osteoporosis means she has a spine made of steel.

Witnesses say that the fight started when the biker refused to move his cart from the woman's parking space. Heather Witheredhand, an 82 year old local known for being cranky, threatened to run the biker down with her mobility scooter.

The Biker has been identified as Marvin Skullface. According to sources, Skullface eventually muttered under his breath "this isn't worth it" when he realized his image was being marred from arguing with an elderly woman. Members of his bike gang are meeting later this week to discuss replacing him with Miss Witherhand. Altough her scooter is not a Harley, store employees say Heather was later seen cruising the aisles in victory, while Marvin sat outside on the curb googling “how to join AARP.”