City of Erie Fires First Shot at Mall Gun in Millcreek

The city of Erie has officially fired the first shot from their giant Gannon near State Street. The event took place Monday morning as soldiers carefully aimed their secret weapon in the direction of their enemy's oppressive weaponry.

At 7:41 a.m., residents of Millcreek were shocked when a barrage of Catholic medical journals struck the edge of the Kearsarge Mall.

This is the first time the city of Erie has revealed an equal challenger to Millcreek's superweapon.

Mayor Wastecash of Millcreek says that retaliatory action will be taken immediately. The mall gun has already fired several times this year. According to Wastecash, there is plenty of arsenal left from Victoria's Secret's adult diaper stash if the City of Erie really wants a war.

The conflict between the neighboring townships has reached a new status. Unfortunately, it may result in consequences that the City of Erie would not prefer. Since their choice of projectile is the Catholic medical books used by Gannon University, there is a chance that Millcreek will gain access to their knowledge. If so, the genius nature of Erie residents will be compromised.