
Voters Unmoved After Being Cussed at by Plywood
- Jeremy Jetfuel

- Jan 22
- 2 min read
A local moron is heavily convinced that the most effective way to convert opposing thinkers is to harshly belittle them. To demonstrate his hostility, he has placed signs at the edge of the road with abrasive assertions that generalize a populace of free thinkers. Viewer discretion is advised....

“I’ll never forget when the Republicans first cussed me out,” states Mr. High and Mighty. “I immediately converted to their side by the way they belittled me for my opposing belief.”
So far, the man claims that 15 Democrats have seen the light since observing his less-than-appropriate choice of language. Even members under the former cabinet in Washington say that they are deeply ashamed for siding with Joe Biden for four years.
How does this differ from the Democrats protesting in Franklin? According to the moron who is high and mighty, these signs are much more aggressive and shame people beyond their ability to cope. Where Democrats in Franklin compared the current administration to Hitler, these signs absolutely belittle the opposing party, suggesting that their mere existence is a mistake.

“Comparing us to Hitler doesn't change us because you're accusing us of being an aggressor." States the high and mighty sign cusser. "It's much different when you can actually verbally be an aggressor. That kind of shame converts people much better than just shaming people with the assertion that they're aggressors.”
Mr. High and Mighty says that he has used this philosophy ever since his conversion through cuss and belittlement therapy. As an expert in this field, he hopes to help others recover from what he considers the inferior way of life.
Meanwhile, objective neutral thinkers with a brain will continue using the philosophy of respect to gain respect. Politically biased experts say that this may be a hindrance to the less intelligent political enthusiasts who are trying to make progress by demonizing one another.






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