Venango County Sees Economic Growth After Counting Same Dollar Twice

Locals are excited to learn that the region is experiencing a new level of wealth after county treasurers counted the same dollar twice. This came after the people in charge of our money decided to count the same dollar bill to double our savings.

"We understand that there is only one bill" states Johnny Deposite. "Counting the dollar a second time was just so that we could finally tell the community that we counted to two."

The method seems to have paid off (nothing). According to dishonest staticians, the region is seeing major improvements in urban development. They even presented nothing to back up this claim.

With houses falling to pieces on the northside of Oil City, and the average family only making enough to put drugs on the table, experts hope that the supposed increase in the county treasury means a positive future for the area.