Titusville Declares Themselves Hide and Seek Champions After Hiding from Economic Growth Since 1973

The metropolis of Titusville has officially gained another achievment to their name by doing nothing to progress the state of thier region. According to experts, the only thing new about the town is a Mcdonald's that was tore down in the last decade for the reconstruction of another Mcdonalds.

Experts say that the recreation of the Mcdonalds modernized it's appeal, but was the equivelant of planting a flower bed next to a giant junk yard. Statistics show that the minor "civic impovement" did absolutely nothing to draw people to their town.

Crawford County officials are baffled as to how thier east side town can be so comparable to a lowlife when the west side town of Meadville has managed to obtain notariaty for their thriving economy. Just last week, Meadville moved up in the ranks of most desired places to live in the United States. They are now seventeenth from the bottom.

As for Titusville, they are so far from the bottom, they have not even made the list. Much like many of the cities in Western Pensylvania, those who visited were so traumatized, they immediately put what they experienced out of their mind.

Consequently, Titusville is now declaring themselves the hide and seek champions of Western Pensylvania. Having successfully hid themselves from people who can plainly see their towns name on a map, Titusville is now the master of hiding in plain sight. Their reward? Continual decline.....