Pizza Detonates at Mercer Fish Fry; Erie County Facing Heated Accusations

Another incident involving a pizza has Erie under the watch of several counties. According to sources, a fish fry taking place Sunday afternoon ended badly with sauce flying in several directions. At least 20 people had their Sunday shirts stained as well as their newly purchased slacks while trying to prepare their fish and loaves. Authorities say that this is the worst case of pizza bombing they have seen in decades.

The Mercer Bureau of Investigation, otherwise known as MBI, arrived on the scene several minutes after the detonation. Investigations revealed that the pizza bomb contained shrapnel similar to what had exploded in Meadville less than a week prior. The shrapnel consisted of pizza dough, pepperoni, cheese, and sauce, the same contents one would find in a pizza.

Once again, no one present was hurt, but several individuals found themselves mourning the loss of newly acquired clothes that they purchased at their local mall. With button-up shirts at an all-time high, locals speculate that Erie intentionally performed this act hoping that others would travel to their county to acquire their attire. So far, these speculations have gone unverified, and Erie County is denying any connection to the recent pizza bombings.

Investigations are underway, with Erie County being the primary suspect. Erie is the pizza explosive capital of the world, generating millions on the pizza black market. Whether political or mafia-related, the United Counties of Western Pennsylvania are taking this matter more serious than they did before they were taking it serious.