Mayor Blunders Appears On Moe Hogan's Podcast "The No Rogaine Experience"

Moe Hogan, Venango County celebrity with the largest following in the known world, featured Mayor Blunders in an interview for his 16 followers. The podcast instantly went viral with roughly 3 views within days of being uploaded. The first 45 minutes consisted of Moe asking, “Why is the mayor late?”

The mayor eventually showed up, stating that he got stuck in Oil City traffic. In all actuality, his Benz Patent Motorwagen just burned out coming up the hill.

Mayor Blunders looked exhausted after his walk up to Hone Avenue but insisted on going through with the interview. Despite dozing off several times, he managed to stay on topic at least once.

Moe Hogan asked Mayor Blunders about the election and why he believes Koala Bearis stole it from him before he stole it back. Mayor Blunders responded with details on the border crisis.

When Mr. Hogan shifted the discussion to the border crisis and pointed to the fact that nobody in Butler is crossing into Venango County, Mayor Blunders fell asleep. Hogan woke him and repeated the same point… Mayor Blunders fell asleep…

Mr. Hogan shifted the discussion to the mayor’s efforts in changing the Allegheny River to the “Gulf of Venango.” Mayor Blunders considers this an essential part of “gaining back Venango County pride.” Mr. Hogan pointed to the fact that Venango means “otter,” a word that has nothing to do with the county. He also mentioned that the word Allegheny means “fine river” and has more logic behind it… Mayor Blunders fell asleep…

The final discussion between Mr. Hogan and Mayor Blunders focused on the Butler and Mercer conflict over hummus and juice. Mayor Blunders proudly boasted of his efforts in ending this conflict, stating that he showed the hummus vegan leader a picture of a location he would bomb if the conflict didn’t end. Hogan took the picture from Mayor Blunders to observe what location he was referring to. It was Mayor Blunders’ house… Mayor Blunders fell asleep…

The podcast ended with Moe Hogan encouraging listeners to vote for Blunders in the upcoming election. This was an odd talking point considering the election is over....