Franklin Fine Arts Council Introducing Silent Disco Event For Deaf People

The Franklin Fine Arts Council has announced plans for a "Silent Disco" night for all local deaf people. The event will feature Disco music which will be muted since the deaf crowd won't be able to hear it anyway. All deaf individuals are welcome to attend and enjoy favorite sounds they have never heard before, and frankly.... Will never hear ever....

Musical favorites to be featured will include a muted version of Silent Night, A Quiet Moment, I Better Be Quiet Now, and What Was That? Speak Up! I Can't Hear You! I'm Deaf!

Celebrity guest appearances will feature the skeletal remains of Ludwig Van Beethoven, Deff Leppard, Helen Keller and her dog AHHHHH, This Ear Is Numb, and our beloved DJ of the evening, Hearless Guinea Pig.

Tickets on sale now...... TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!!!! I said.......

TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!!!!!

This event is completely made up without the express permission of the Franklin Fine Arts Council. All proceeds go to no one because this event is just a prank. The Venango Republic is not responsible for anyone dumb enough to take this article seriously. Call to reserve your seats today!