Clarion Walmart Features Broken Toy With One Leg

A one-legged toy reportedly started going haywire early Sunday for no explained reason. Witnesses state that the toy was on the shelf in the clearance section of the Walmart in Clarion, making random noises. Experts speculate that the subtle movements could be a sign that the object is in pain. Video here.

Authorities were notified but hung up shortly after the word "toy" was spoken. Walmart employees deny any knowledge of the object existing, which is a complete lie because we actually did not ask them about it.

Several questions linger over the Clarion Walmart. Firstly, the community wants to know if this neglect is normal for them. Secondly, people want to know if they actually intend on selling it now that it is junk. The employees failed to comment because we did not ask them. Much like the severed limb, we figured we would leave these details a mystery.

Toy surgeons say that the toy is not likely to make it through the night. A funeral will take place in the trash compactor once they realize nobody wants that crap.