City of Pithole Requests Their Own Mainstreet Program

The city of Pithole, known for praising the remains of their field, is requesting the Mainstreet nonprofit to come to thier city. The initiative was requested after Mayor Isolate argued the need for civic improvements.

"The Mainstreet program is known for revitalizing towns" states the Mayor, who won by default with no citezens to vote. "We need several buildings, a new city hall, and residents to live here if possible."

So far, the Mayor has raised 25 cents after finding a quarter while mowing the lawn. Although more would be desired, he says that he is patient to rebuild his town one wheat penny at a time.

"My vision is to give my citezens a night club they can visit, a theatre, and the best fine dining the world has ever seen this side of the Clarion border." States the Mayor. "I was elected because I am devoted to the great people of Pithole.... Wherever they may be...."