Venango Republic Files Lawsuit Against Erie Resident

The Venango Republic is filing a lawsuit against an Erie resident for a violation of intellectual property rights. According to sources, the lawsuit, filed under the fictional courts of western Pennsylvania, alleges that an anonymous user shared a photo produced by Venango Republic staff members without offering proper credit to the source. Consequently, the lawsuit is currently being filed against a face we still cannot identify.

The case is already working against the Venango Republic, given that the only attorney willing to take the case was Jake Horking Kake, Venango County’s worst attorney. Horking Kake did in fact file a lawsuit when he stuffed a lawyer’s tuxedo inside a filing cabinet and shoved it up against a defendant’s door. Unfortunately, it was not the same defendant we are trying to sue. We still have not identified who that person is yet.

Horking Kake using logic

The anonymous individual has already shown up to the first hearing with their face marked by a Facebook profile emoji. Despite countless requests to tear the emoji off their face, the individual has elected to keep it on, citing that it is their personal right to protect their identity from people willing to sue over a stupid meme.

Fictional court

While the Venango Republic does not have a strong case to justify a lawsuit against an anonymous being, Blobbert Blobfish, founder and CEO of the Venango Republic, says that they will continue pushing forward, noting that the story is ridiculous enough to justify the satire.

Blobbert Blobfish interviewed outside the courtroom by our Stonemason, George Washington

In return, Blobbert Blobfish asked that the person who shared our photo as their own personal meme remain anonymous in order that we continue this nonsensical storyline about a fictional lawsuit.