Venango County Customs Deports 10 Undocumented Chihuahuas in a Single Week

Tension has risen in Venango County, with several grandmothers resisting Venango County Customs' deployment of Glacier. Glacier, who has been the subject of controversy for their enforcement of immigration laws in Venango County, has forced several elderly women to separate from their tiny pooches ever since Mayor Blunders ordered the deportation act in 2025.

A total of ten Chihuahuas were taken into custody within 7 days due to thier failure to produce papers. Last week, one elderly woman was fatally shot in the face with a spitball after she tried to run over a Glacier agent with her wheelchair. Her elderly state made her susceptible to COVID-19 which killed her instantly.

"She tried to kill one of our agents!" Mayor Blunders expressed while holding a gun to the press room. "Her chair was set to bunny which suggests intent to break the agents foot."

Mayor Blunders respectfully explaining himself and not threatening us to say nice things about him....

Since the killing of Monet Badminton, elderly women across the county have rallied together to fight against the injustice that is Glacier. With Venango County's budget at an all-time low, Glacier agents have rolled into town on skateboards, but have been unable to surpass the elderly protesters who keep beating the agents with a cane.

Mayor Blunders is facing scrutiny from media outlets across the region. Just yesterday, Explorer Depravity mocked his handling of the deportation process of undocumented Chihuahuas. Mayor Blunders buckled down in a press briefing, stating that his five-foot wall across the Butler border is necessary to keep these dogs from wandering into our region. Butler still has not commented on whether or not they will pay for the wall.

In the meantime, Mayor Blunders has successfully passed a bill that would allow him to remove $20 from the Corn Planter Township treasury so that he can buy a second two-by-four to lay on the ground at the Butler border. The two-by-four is only six feet long, but may present a challenge for any Chihuahuas trying to cross. If they manage to walk around the two-by-four or climb over it, border patrol will have the challenge of detecting the Chihuahuas and sending them back into Butler.

With tensions high in the Venango County region, Mayor Blunders is calling for protesters to allow the legal process to take its natural course, citing that peace is necessary if we are to preserve the union of his self-declared Venango States of America. Note, the United States has still not recognized our secession.