Oil City Installs One-Way Sign in Both Directions ‘To Keep Things Fair

What city officials are calling the new "Ballanced Confusion Traffic Initiative" will consist of one way signs pointing at eachother. This came after an uproar forced the city council to consider the unfair nature of our one way street system.

"It's time we push for equality" states Mayor Blunders "it's not fair for traffic to be forced to go one way when a road might sometimes prefer the opposite direction." Mayor Blunders still thinks roads have human thinking ability with feelings we must be attentive to.

With the Venango County House of Representatives moments away from passing a bill that could disrupt a more common sense based traffic system, many are wondering if they have considered the car wrecks that could take place from such a ridiculous bill. According to the Speaker of the House, the Mayors sister, passing the bill would most assuredly have her brother impeached, which she has wanted since he first made it into office.

The contradictory one way traffic signs will be installed next week. Experts predict massive public confusion immediately. If such is the case, evey city resident is advised to stay in doors until the Mayor ceases to exist.