Mayor Blunders Says He Will Get Greenville from Mercer: “We Can Do It the Easy Way or the Hard Way”

Mercer County is preparing defenses as Mayor Blunders threatens to potentially take Greenville. According to sources, Blunders has made several proposals to buy Greenville from Mercer County but has been turned down due to Oil City's failure to pay off thier loan for the traffic light.

"We need those resources." Mayor Blunders said in a press briefing this morning. "We can siphon gas from thier pumps and sell it for an outrageous price."

Greenville says that while they are tired of being under Mercers Monarchy, they do no see themselves as being integrated into the Venango States of America. Instead, the residents desire to be thier own independant nation.

Mayor Blunders buckled down arguing that obtaining Greenville is essential for Western PA security.

"Eastern Crawford eyes Greenville constantly." Blunders states. "If we don't take it, they will. We don't want East Crawford as a neighbor."

In retaliation to this decree, the mayor of Titusville, capital of East Crawford, walked to the edge of his county border and dropped a lugin on our land. Venango has yet to clean up the spit left behind by the neighboring rivals.

With threats to take Greenville by force, the Pensylvania Land and Treaty Organization (PLATO), says they will send troops in defense of Greenville. Clarion, Corey, Erie, and Lawerance County have combined forces by sending 4 men total to protect the small town.

Negotiations will take place this week to hopefully avoid a ridiculous war. With Venango County completely broke, they probably will get nowhere. At the very least, you can expect Mayor Blunders to request a loan from Mercer to buy thier own land.