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Forest County Retaliates, Invades Warren with One Troop

The recent attack by Warren County on the city of Tionesta has led to speculations that County War 1 is inevitable. Tionesta, the capital of Forest County, had sent their troops to the border on Route 227, just outside of Pleasantville, to secure the entry point in case of an attack by East Crawford.


East Crawford has invaded Venango County, laying siege to the north side of Oil City. At this time, Forest County has fallen victim to a recent attack by the Warren County Air Force, who dropped diapers on the capital of West Forest County, which is Tionesta.


Newly elected Mayor Fishhook of Tionesta announced his intent to send one of the two military men into Warren County in an attempt to retaliate against the regime that bombed his capital city. To help further the war efforts, a request has been made to Marienville, capital of East Forest County, to send one of their troops to support the fight.


The Forest County military is armed with the finest fishing poles this side of Western Pennsylvania. Infiltrating Warren County will not be easy, since they too are big on fishing. Nonetheless, Forest County feels that a direct retaliation will cause the nation of Warren County to see the power that is Forest.


The Pennsylvania Land and Treaty Organization, otherwise known as PLATO, has not responded to Sunday's attack in Tionesta due to the ongoing conflict in Oil City. Mercer has said that they will send fabrics and textile materials as military aid. Unfortunately, Mercer will be of little help beyond providing those resources as they are currently devastated by a recent pizza that blew up at one of their church gatherings.


With several counties in northwestern Pennsylvania now in the conflict, we have yet to find if East Crawford and Warren are in collaboration against the treaty of PLATO. Forest has joined the fight, Jefferson has sent groundhogs to Venango County, and northwestern civilization is about to face it's greatest test.

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