Erie Denies Involvement with Meadville Pizza Explosion

The recent pizza explosion outside of the Downtown Mall in Meadville has raised several speculations as to who caused the incident. Sources say that several remnants of the detonation can be traced back to a pizza parlor on Peach Street in Erie. However, Mayor Paranoia of Erie has denied such claims.

In a press briefing today, Mayor Paranoia told the press that he has way too much on his mind to come up with such a masterful plan.

"I have high anxiety because of this eerie place I am working in." Mayor Paranoia told the press, as he oddly stared up at the ceiling. "I just want it to stop telling me what to do..." We have no idea who he is talking about....

Investigations are ongoing, but it seems that the pizza undoubtedly originated in Erie. The question is whether the device was created by county leaders, or just some weirdo named Marj.... We're just taking a shot in the dark....

Investigations are in the early stages. West Crawford is currently surrounded by only three counties, inclusive of Erie, East Crawford, and Mercer, with the other two counties having no history of pizza explosive devices. Erie is the most logical culprit, whether political or not. Erie is the capital of pizza explosive devices in Western Pennsylvania, making them a primary suspect.

Mercer and Erie state that they will be fully cooperative with the investigation. However, because East Crawford is currently at war with Venango County, and West Crawford is offering military support, investigations in East Crawford are highly unlikely. It probably doesn’t help that West Crawford military members are currently throwing dog treats at East Crawford soldiers. You can guarantee they will not be allowed to investigate East Crawford after that recent interaction.