Study: Comparing Rogain With Propane For Hair Gain

A recent study tested the effectiveness of propane as an alternative to rogain. 15 subjects in controlled experiments were given different substances to see how well hair production could be influenced.

In the three groups of 5 people, researchers at Venango County Campus found varying results. The subjects given nothing found no results and remained bald. These subjects were sent home with an apology for wasting their time.

The subjects given rogain found an instant productivity in the length of their hair. One gentleman whose scalp reflected the sun beams emanating from his head at a high luminosity, grew strands of hair and was immediately hired as a model.

Courtesy of man who skipped town after using rogain

The 5 subjects who were given propane saw no difference in the length of their hair. Those injected with propane fell asleep and never woke up. As for the ones who had the propane sprayed directly to their heads, they went home and lost more hair when the propane caught fire.

The final results show that rogain is still the most effective for treating hair loss. Scientists are still trying to find cheaper solutions like propane but are still unsure how to make such treatment affordable to people living in Oil City.