Oil City Megacorps Sign Armless Quarterback in 7th Round of the NFL Draft

The Oil City Megacorps have successfully signed another useless asset to the team. With no starting quarterback last year, the Megacorps had no choice but to draft a quarterback this year. Instead of landing one in the first round, the team elected to wait until the last. Who did they wind up with? A man who doesn't even have the limbs necessary to throw the ball.

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Note that this years draft class consisted of many promising players. Instead of Oil City getting what they needed, they instead drafted 4 punters, 2 longsnappers, and traded their team bus for 8 new kickers. As for the quarterback they selected, he wasn't even an eligible player. Just a plumber called in at the last minute to fix a busted urinal.

With the NFL training camp just around the corner, the Oil City Megacorps are once again overmanned in useless positions while lacking necessary players in other positions. Last year, the offense lacked linemen and had to depend on punters who were constantly trampled over. What linemen were available were for some reason placed on the field at wide receiver.

We are not sure what coach Numskull is trying to accomplish with these poor decisions. One thing is for sure; those Hail Marry passes he attempted on every single play last year show his playbook is just as limited as his roster.