Cornhole Tournament Draws 8 People

The biggest sport around the area drew the largest crowd our city has ever seen. 8 total people showed up to the local cornhole tournament allowing for two games to take place at once. This beat last years tournament that only drew two people including the old man who lives at Mcdonalds.

The cornhole competition got off to a rough start. Johny Hickleberry threw the first bean bag that bounced off the board. Jenifer Smellypants attempted to go up by throwing another bean bag that also bounced off the opponent's board. Each player just kept throwing bean bags back and forth that for some reason would not land on the boards. It wasn't until the mayor, Jim Jetfuel put an end to the competition realizing that the participants were too malnourished to play because Oil City is poor.