Clarion Themed Page Doesn't Read Articles they Reject
There are two Facebook pages centered on what's wappening in Clarion County. The page with a larger following is run by Explore Clarion and is recognizable by the orange banner. This article is not about them. We love this page because, although they understandably reject some of our articles, they approve many of them. We will also mention that we love their post approval process because it is more convenient than posting things and getting banned for publicizing something that falls into the gray area of "should this be posted or not."
The page our headline cites is a Clarion themed page run by an anonymous source. Unlike the one run by Explore Clarion, they have a smaller following and are recognized by the green banner. This page uses the same filtering process and has been harder to get our articles approved through. We are guessing it's because the person running this page may not have any humor in their life.
We don't complain just because a Facebook page rejects our articles. If you feel our content is not right for the platform, it is the admins right to disapprove. However, if we catch wind as to why an article was rejected, and that reason proves the admin did not read our piece, we are happy to call the page out. Especially, when they are approving other posts for the reason they claimed to reject us.
According to Mr. Facebook Notification, the less popular Clarion themed page rejected our article claiming that we were advertising a news source they disapprove of.
Really? You thought we were advertising for Explore Clarion with this article? Did you not read the end where we scribled out the followers of all local news sources so we could claim to be number one? Our bad! I guess we just should pretend news sources you don't like are non-existant. This obviously changes how many people subscribe to Explore Clarion. Dang it! If we just neglected to mention Explore Clarion's existence, they wouldn't have 49 thousand subscribers anymore! We are so sorry for stating facts.
We made it pretty clear in that article that we do not recieve any sponsorship from existing businesses. All of our sponsors are fictional so that we can make a higher profit on satiracle funds. Have you seen our site? Do you honestly think Explore Clarion would want to advertise with someone who claims to be sponsored by Razor Wire Tampons?
All this to say, people are going to choose what news outlet they like and which ones they hate. We don't care. We make fun of every one of them when the time is right. As for this Clarion themes page, they became the next target because they felt the need to give an explanation rather than simply removing our post without our knowlege. You should have just left us uninformed Mr. Admin. Now you have become the subject of our latest piece.
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