Zugnar Alliance Overtakes Meadville: Erie Border on Brink of Conflict

The Elk County military has successfully taken control of West Crawford County by laying siege to their capital of Meadville. Mayor Dogfood of Meadville has officially been captured by enemy forces and is now being forced to play dead.

The event took place around 7 p.m. Monday evening, with a mass-scale invasion overwhelming the West Crawford defenses. K-9 Unit special ops tried everything to deter the Elk but eventually found themselves falling prey to Mayor Bighorns' military. By the time Elk soldiers reached the wall, West Crawford units discovered that their Meow Mix was useless to be thrown at the enemy.

Accompanying the Elk County military were members of the East Crawford forces as well as Warren County military personnel. East Crawford has been trying to unite the two Crawfords under the leadership of Mayor Dumbdumb ever since the west side separated to form their own independent county.

Now, it seems that West Crawford will once again be integrated under the banner of Mayor Dumbdumb's Crawfordiate Union. Furthermore, troops are now moving northward toward Erie in what will be an attempt to overtake Pennsylvania's Canada. Should this be accomplished, then all of Northwestern Pennsylvania's major superpowers will be under the Zugnar Alliance.