Woman Hospitalized After Mustering Up the Words "I'm Sorry"

A 31 year old woman is in critical condition after attempting to say the words "I'm sorry" to her husband. According to witnesses, the woman fell to the ground in severe pain after barely saying "I'm so......" Witnesses say she tried to say the words several times while lying on the floor but could not manage to complete the phrase. According to doctors, her continual attempts may have damaged her ego.

"I can't believe she pushed herself so hard!" says the husband of the inflated head "I told her to write it out, but she actually tried to say it verbally."

The subject was immediately taken to the ICUP Hostpital in Seneca where she is currently hooked up to life support. Medical experts tried to also hook her up to a machine designed for removing the lies from her heart. Unfortunately, her heart was so ice cold they were forced to tell her "we'll defibrillator."

It is unclear if the patient will ever recover from the state of feeling too important to complete her apology. Medical personel say that her brick wall personality might solidify her unwillingness, and consequently, put her husband in an asylum.

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