What You Missed At Clarks Donuts Grand Opening
Well this is awkward.... We are the only satiracle news network in the county and somehow we managed to miss Clarks Oversized donut grand opening.... Here are the highlights.....
Something happened at this location. We don't know what because we were not there. What we can determine based on the business Facebook page is that they opened their store and something happened. Not quite sure what.....
Experts at the Venango Republic have assessed the situation and have concluded that they have no idea what happened at the grand opening. They are able to conclude that something probably took place, but they just don't know what it is.
Upon observation of the website, we were able to determine this shop sells donuts leading to the conclusion that they sold some today. We cannot confirm this because we were not there. However, given the business platform, it is unlikely that customers who showed up were immediately turned away without a sale. Instead, we are confident that the owners who put on the grand opening instead sold product to the customers who came into their building. Unfortunately, we have no confirmation if this actually happened or not leaving us to speculate the entire result.
The Venango Republic is also unclear if the business is really called Clarks Donuts. Based on the sign, it seems like that donut was whole at one point before someone took a bite out of it. If this is the case, we have to wonder if the business is actually called "Olarks Donuts." We will specify this detail once we recieve confirmation.
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