Mysterious Walmart perimeter raises questions: What is being protected in aisle F36?
An unexplained barrier, barely high enough for a super obese baby to crawl beneath, was discovered off of aisle F36 at the Walmart outside of Meadville. According to sources, the barrier blocks a tiny section that for some unexplained reason could be containing something dangerous, though likely not.
Why the five-foot-by-three-foot section has been quarantined is still a question to be answered. Reporters have reached out to Walmart, who immediately hung up the phone, either because they are hiding something, or because of the ridiculous nature of the question. Regardless, locals could not help but crowd around the barrier with anticipation of whatever the nothingness could be.
Curiosity about the barrier led to some close calls. A man walking by accidentally dropped his keys within the perimeters of the structure.
For fear of the unknown, the man chose not to stick his hand inside to pull the keys out. Fortunately, a woman standing by was able to retrieve a pencil from a nearby shelf and lured it into the region that his keys fell into. The pencil was temporarily stuck for as long as it took for her to immediately pull it out, but she managed to get the keys nonetheless.
Onlookers, fearing that the crowd was getting too close to the zero-inch-deep pit, immediately called authorities to take control of the situation. Crowds were dispersed and no one has fallen into the temporary abyss.
Although Walmart has not commented on the situation, authorities did not hesitate to reach out to the manager and inform them that they must fill in the section as soon as they can. Despite no comment, experts believe Walmart will comply to avoid potential lawsuits from people who fall in.
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