West Crawford Military Crosses Erie Border: Mayor Paranoia Folds

Investigation into the recent pizza explosions have West Crawford military taking forceful measures to put an end to the Pizza Cartel. According to fictional sources, the West Crawford military entered into Erie late this evening to take control of the city. Mayor Dogfood of Meadville states that this is not an exercise of power against the Nation of Erie County. He just wants to ensure his Puppy Chow doesn't get mixed with sauce.

The Erie County Bureau of Investigation says that they have been trying to put an end to Margarette Diesel Myarmsweak and her operations. Myarmsweak is the crime boss taking credit for the pizza detonations that have left communities with stained shirts. A report states that Mercer Agents were close to catching her, but failed to cuff her due to their low budget.

Mayor Paranoia of Erie states that he will fully cooperate with the investigations of other counties because he hates conflict. Oddly, last year he told the press that he would cooperate with the Pizza Cartel for the same reason.

Erie Mayor stuck between a dog and a mob place

At this point, ending the Pizza Cartel will be a matter of which side can put the most pressure on Paranoia to cooperate. Mercer and West Crawford feds are determined to forcefully take over Erie if nothing is done about the pizza bombs. Meanwhile, the Pizza Cartel has insight about the inner workings of Erie politics that outside counties may not be aware of. Such intel includes escape routes to a mythical land called New York State.