We Have No Idea Who You Are! Stop Taking Credit for Our Posts!
The Venango Republic is seeking satiracle legal action against a man who keeps taking credit for our journalism. According to sources, a man with an ugly looking mullet took to the What's Happening in Clarion County page late Monday evening stating that he is the one writing our articles. This is the same man who we have been placing disclaimers on since April.
The man in the video uses two different names to identify himself leaving us to believe he has an identity complex. We appreciate him sharing our articles as he is really our only fan. However, the misinformation needs to stop! He is not the one who writes these pieces!
Blobbert Blobfish, founder and CEO of the Venango Republic says that he will be pursuing a satiracle lawsuit if the man does not stop. We have already talked to a group of fictional attorneys who say this man is sure to be forced to hand over millions of satiracle dollars if he does not quit this charade.
We want to make it clear to everyone; Our entire staff is fictional! Nobody existing writes these articles!
Anyone who knows this man personally is encouraged to contact us by fictional phone immediately.
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