Washington County Power Grid Stuck in 1776

Washington County Congress met today to discuss the dilemma surrounding the power grid controversy. According to sources, a shortage of power capacity currently conflicts with the demand for more electricity. Rising demands may put a strain on the power grid in such a way that locals will be forced to live as settlers.

So far, congress members have achieved nothing in the debate because they still are confused about which one of them is Mayor George Washington, and which members are just plain George Washington. The confusion did not delay the discussion as voting can still take place after they figure out which Washington is which.

Washington County Congress debating who is who

Proposals were made to produce electricity during thunderstorms. Benjamin Franklin, a local kite enthusiast, discovered that one can capture electric charges by tying a key to a kite and flying it during a thunderstorm. Unfortunately, Benjamin Franklin has been unable to demonstrate how this works because the last storm killed him.

Benjamin Franklin just before his death

Mayor George Washington of Washington Township, capital of Washington County, visited the Washington County Power Grid. Certified electrician, George Washington, who oversees the Washington County Power Grid, told Mayor George Washington that they are doing everything possible to keep the electricity functional.

President, Mayor George Washington, visits the Washington County Power Grid

Unfortunately, more than 17.76 percent of the county is now without power. They are currently using candles to keep warm for the remaining days of winter.

Washington family of Washington Township in Washington County washing a candle

With no end in sight, locals are considering an impeachment of their county president, Mayor George Washington, who could potentially be replaced by his vice president of Washington County, Vice Mayor George Washington.

Other possible replacements include George Washington of Washington County, George Washington of Washington County, George Washington of Washington County, and Jake from State Farm.