Washington County Moves North Toward Pittsburgh; Allegheny Pleads Them to Stop

The stalemate at Baldwin Borough is now evolving to favor the Washington County military, despite the superiority of Allegheny soldiers and their steel skeletal structures. Washington troops have decided to progress towards Pittsburgh after noting that the enemy does not want to harm them.

According to reports from the Pittsburgh Pothole Gazzet, Allegheny soldiers are unwilling to strike their foe after finding out the enemy's iron bullets and bayonets are too weak to penetrate their steel skin. Despite the enemy having intent to kill, Allegheny has decided it isn't fair to hit Washington troops over the head with their steel beams.

Washington County is now taking advantage of this technicality by choosing to march toward Pittsburgh and their objective of Mount Washington. Meanwhile, the soldiers sent by Mayor Steelhead to defend the territories of Allegheny County are putting forth their best effort to beg Washington troops to return home.

So far, it isn't working.

If Washington County soldiers are able to successfully reach Pittsburgh and their objective of Mount Washington, Allegheny soldiers will be tasked with finding a way to prevent Mount Washington from being removed. Additionally, Washington troops will be tasked with the objective of figuring out how to remove it.

Meanwhile, in the western county of Lawerance, a similar battle continues for the industrial city of West Pittsburg. Allegheny Troops are moving northward and are expected to make their move any day now as the knights of Newcastle prepare to defend their territory.

The war between the county's of the south is escalating. As the war continues, residents are told to stay inside for dramatic effect. We will continue to inform you of events as we think of them.