Washington County Mobilizes to Take Pleasant Hills

The southern portion of Allegheny County is at risk of being split in two after the fall of South Park on Wednesday. Washington's troops are mobilizing and preparing to move on Pleasant Hills Township if Allegheny troops do not relocate quickly enough to defend it.

In a press briefing today, Mayor George Washington of Washington Township, capital of Washington County, voiced his motivation for the campaign he has placed on the shoulders of his army.

"We are but a people of one identity, sworn to defend the nature of that cause."

Mayor George Washington stand before the press Friday afternoon

The mission to take possession of Mount Washington in Pittsburgh comes with the challenge of figuring out how to drag the giant terrain back to their homeland. Armed with muskets dated to the 1700s, the army of Washington County has no practical way of moving the massive pile of land they take pride in.

Despite the limitations, the military presses on, posing a threat to southwestern Pennsylvania's superpower. Mayor Steelhead of Pittsburgh, who has already ordered the invasion of Lawrence County, has only a small number of troops remaining at his disposal for the defense of Allegheny's capital. The question remains if the steel bodies of this military can hold up against the iron bullets that will inevitably be fired upon them.