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Warren Threatens North Border Assault as Elk Prepares Invasion of Venango

Venango County is short on military power as Elk County troops move closer to the border. According to sources, the three military men who make up the army of the Venango States are spread thin between Route 8 and Marienville, Pennsylvania.

Likely enemy invasion points in red. Venango military points in blue.
Likely enemy invasion points in red. Venango military points in blue.

To make matters worse, Warren County states that they are preparing their troops for a northern assault on the border between Venango and Warren. Geographical maps reveal only one main road by which Warren troops can logically pass into the region. That road is Route 27.

Route 27 in blue. Words and border in white. Grass and trees in green.
Route 27 in blue. Words and border in white. Grass and trees in green.

The greatest advantage to Venango at this time is that the author of this ridiculous website has not decided what stereotype to base the Warren military off of. Although Venango is at risk of the Elk County military stampeding our southern side, the author of the Venango Republic still doesn't know enough about Warren to invent a military to attack our northern side. This will hopefully delay the attack long enough to prepare better strongholds.


Another advantage in favor of Venango County is that Route 27 leads straight into Pleasantville. Venango County has had great success when neighboring counties attempt to invade by way of Pleasantville. This, of course, is not due to Pleasantville being militarily equipped. It's just that people trying to pass through are deterred by what they see.


If Pleasantville can successfully cause Warren to run the other direction, Venango County can focus more of its resources on the southeastern border of Clarion. All we need to do is figure out how to pick up our third troop from Marienville.

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